Concern On Chain-Letters .1

I have recently come across a very frightening chain e-mail.  For those of you who don't know it, it's entitled "One Scary Way to Break Up."  If you're easily offended by violence, relationship troubles, or psychotic zombie monsters, please don't continue.

Here it is if you have not read it:  

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you ugly bitch!!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your damn life! DUMB BITCH!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream.

So after reading this disturbing e-mail, I felt that I just HAD to speak out against untolerable behavior.  It seems that women have assumed a role beyond that of a dishwasher/trophy/object and think that they have "feelings".  This is, of course, absurd.  These so-called "female feelings" have reached an absurd point in that they become psychotically offended by trivial actions.  Looking back at the post, I can see nothing that the male, "Jason", did wrong--he acted in a completely appropriate manner with his dishwasher/trophy/object.  Then the dishwasher/trophy/object has the nerve to make a mess of the bathroom and not even stay to clean it up!!!

A second atrocity occured in this scenario as well.  The mother of the used female took her life WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM HER HUSBAND, which left him unfairly in prison for the actions of his property.

But, back to the point.  This girl, "Sarah", had absolutely NO RIGHT to become a vicious, psychopathic, revenge-seeking magic zombie and kill the completely innocent "Jason."  This completely uncalled-for action must come to a halt, otherwise our great nation of the United States will soon be filled with vicious, psychopathic, revenge-seeking magic zombies and we will be left with an abundance of dirty dishes.

Quote of the Day:  "I found a new hobby:  Stealing your stuff and throwing it at you."

New Years Resolution .2

As you may or may not know, I am graduating soon.  But I haven't yet.  And, until I do, I'm under the oppresive jurisdivtion of our instructors.  Well, as I am enrolled in the "Multimedia" program, we have a mandatory project.  Here are the baic rules:  We have to create a game using Macromedia Flash.  The game consists of 20 questions.  For each question you get right, something happens, and for each question you get wrong something else happens.  My love, Shauna, and I are partnering up for this endeavor and have come up with many brilliant plans, almost all of which have been fully rejected by our instructor.  Here are a few examples:

Jason and Shauna's Terrorist Game
Correct:  You kill a terrorist.
Wrong:  The computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes.  Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.

Jason and Shauna's Club Competiton Game
Correct:  The dancer removes an item of clothing.
Wrong:  The computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes.  Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.

Looking out of the window, our teacher gives us another idea.  She says, "Why not make a game of cleaning up our mucky pond?"  So we ventured another idea:

Jason and Shauna's Cleaning the Pond Game
Correct:  An item of trash is removed from the pond.
Wrong:  One of the ducks in the pond dies.  Oh, and the computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes.  Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.

Still she says no.  Our instructor then gives us a much more open theme to work in, she suggested that we think of a Disney-related theme.  So there was our idea:

Jason and Shauna's Disney Hunter Game
Correct:  An EPA member shoots a hunter.
Wrong:  A hunter kills Bambi.

She didn't go for that one either.  I'm trying to figure out why....

Any other ideas?

Oh, yea, so her's the entire point of the post, my resolution!  New Years Resolution #2:  Be less morbid.

Quote of the Day:  "You're such an elegant zombie!"