I have recently come across a very frightening chain e-mail. For those of you who don't know it, it's entitled "One Scary Way to Break Up." If you're easily offended by violence, relationship troubles, or psychotic zombie monsters, please don't continue.
Here it is if you have not read it:
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you ugly bitch!!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your damn life! DUMB BITCH!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream.
So after reading this disturbing e-mail, I felt that I just HAD to speak out against untolerable behavior. It seems that women have assumed a role beyond that of a dishwasher/trophy/object and think that they have "feelings". This is, of course, absurd. These so-called "female feelings" have reached an absurd point in that they become psychotically offended by trivial actions. Looking back at the post, I can see nothing that the male, "Jason", did wrong--he acted in a completely appropriate manner with his dishwasher/trophy/object. Then the dishwasher/trophy/object has the nerve to make a mess of the bathroom and not even stay to clean it up!!!
A second atrocity occured in this scenario as well. The mother of the used female took her life WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM HER HUSBAND, which left him unfairly in prison for the actions of his property.
But, back to the point. This girl, "Sarah", had absolutely NO RIGHT to become a vicious, psychopathic, revenge-seeking magic zombie and kill the completely innocent "Jason." This completely uncalled-for action must come to a halt, otherwise our great nation of the United States will soon be filled with vicious, psychopathic, revenge-seeking magic zombies and we will be left with an abundance of dirty dishes.
Quote of the Day: "I found a new hobby: Stealing your stuff and throwing it at you."