As you may or may not know, I am graduating soon. But I haven't yet. And, until I do, I'm under the oppresive jurisdivtion of our instructors. Well, as I am enrolled in the "Multimedia" program, we have a mandatory project. Here are the baic rules: We have to create a game using Macromedia Flash. The game consists of 20 questions. For each question you get right, something happens, and for each question you get wrong something else happens. My love, Shauna, and I are partnering up for this endeavor and have come up with many brilliant plans, almost all of which have been fully rejected by our instructor. Here are a few examples:
Jason and Shauna's Terrorist Game
Correct: You kill a terrorist.
Wrong: The computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes. Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.
Correct: You kill a terrorist.
Wrong: The computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes. Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.
Jason and Shauna's Club Competiton Game
Correct: The dancer removes an item of clothing.
Wrong: The computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes. Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.
Correct: The dancer removes an item of clothing.
Wrong: The computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes. Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.
Looking out of the window, our teacher gives us another idea. She says, "Why not make a game of cleaning up our mucky pond?" So we ventured another idea:
Jason and Shauna's Cleaning the Pond Game
Correct: An item of trash is removed from the pond.
Wrong: One of the ducks in the pond dies. Oh, and the computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes. Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.
Correct: An item of trash is removed from the pond.
Wrong: One of the ducks in the pond dies. Oh, and the computer you're working on is infected with a virus and explodes. Oh, and the computer is filled with shrapnel just before the game to increase the risk factors.
Still she says no. Our instructor then gives us a much more open theme to work in, she suggested that we think of a Disney-related theme. So there was our idea:
Jason and Shauna's Disney Hunter Game
Correct: An EPA member shoots a hunter.
Wrong: A hunter kills Bambi.
Correct: An EPA member shoots a hunter.
Wrong: A hunter kills Bambi.
She didn't go for that one either. I'm trying to figure out why....
Any other ideas?
Oh, yea, so her's the entire point of the post, my resolution! New Years Resolution #2: Be less morbid.
Quote of the Day: "You're such an elegant zombie!"
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